Hot mama
May 31, 2007
I was browsing Toys R Us online and thinking about what kind of things the baby would like. Then I found My First Gym:

And I thought, Perfect! Because when I'm hanging out on the floor playing with baby, I usually wear a tight, puff-sleeved, midriff-bearing, off-the-shoulder top with a mini-mini-miniskirt, too! It's so practical, comfortable ... and sexy!
For some reason I can't stop looking at this picture.
I can't stop looking at this picture, either. Maybe for different reasons? Since this toy could probably double as a baby pool, I was wondering why the mom didn't choose to wear a (wet) white t-shirt?
Or a thong bikini! There's nothing like a thong when you're bending over to pick up your baby all day long.
There's really nothing more uncomfortable than having your waist PhotoShop'ped to wasp-ish proportions.
As for her choice of top: Maybe it is the ultimate in thoughtful maternal fashion: if she's breastfeeding, she could deploy her boobs instantly.
Silly Robin, that's the au pair!
p.s. Kerri, I love the idea of boobs being deployed.
Awesome.
I'd stick with the metal measuring cups- they don't require a special outfit.
"that's the au pair!"
It's some kinda pair, that's for sure...
hmm, somehow, my mind didn't leave the gutter as my eyes focused on the toy itself. pray tell, what are those looped joy stick looking things in the front of the toy? and is that some sort of BDSM tickler on an axle hanging from the rafters? i think there is a whole other message going on here.