Hot mama
May 31, 2007

I was browsing Toys R Us online and thinking about what kind of things the baby would like. Then I found My First Gym:

And I thought, Perfect! Because when I'm hanging out on the floor playing with baby, I usually wear a tight, puff-sleeved, midriff-bearing, off-the-shoulder top with a mini-mini-miniskirt, too! It's so practical, comfortable ... and sexy!


Comments

For some reason I can't stop looking at this picture.

Posted by: Alex at June 1, 2007 01:36 PM

I can't stop looking at this picture, either. Maybe for different reasons? Since this toy could probably double as a baby pool, I was wondering why the mom didn't choose to wear a (wet) white t-shirt?

Posted by: Amy at June 1, 2007 02:19 PM

Or a thong bikini! There's nothing like a thong when you're bending over to pick up your baby all day long.

Posted by: robin at June 1, 2007 02:24 PM

There's really nothing more uncomfortable than having your waist PhotoShop'ped to wasp-ish proportions.

As for her choice of top: Maybe it is the ultimate in thoughtful maternal fashion: if she's breastfeeding, she could deploy her boobs instantly.

Posted by: kerri at June 3, 2007 09:04 PM

hubba hubba

Posted by: Wayan at June 4, 2007 06:47 PM

Silly Robin, that's the au pair!

Posted by: Sarah at June 4, 2007 09:51 PM

p.s. Kerri, I love the idea of boobs being deployed.
Awesome.

Posted by: Sarah at June 4, 2007 09:52 PM

I'd stick with the metal measuring cups- they don't require a special outfit.

Posted by: linda at June 5, 2007 08:44 PM

"that's the au pair!"

It's some kinda pair, that's for sure...

Posted by: Ben at June 6, 2007 11:13 PM

hmm, somehow, my mind didn't leave the gutter as my eyes focused on the toy itself. pray tell, what are those looped joy stick looking things in the front of the toy? and is that some sort of BDSM tickler on an axle hanging from the rafters? i think there is a whole other message going on here.

Posted by: jennifer at June 8, 2007 07:31 PM