I am excited about my upcoming trip to Spain. E is staying in Bamako.

E: You're leaving me again.

Me: Yup!

E: You're always leaving me.

Me: But I always come back.

E: Yes, you do.

Me: ... Just keep in mind, past performance is no guarantee of future results.

E: What?!?

Me: Don't worry, it's just our standard disclaimer.