Here's a list of the junk mail I've received this week:

• Refinancing, Second Mortgage, and Home Improvement, from bklank@pacbell.net.
  
• Maintenance Sched/Tracking Software $895. Any Equipment, All Vehicles and Tires!, from info@appsales.net.
  
• [Subject, which invites recipient to watch attractive young women as they consume a substance alleged to be a very personal excretion of Terence's, has been censored], from Terence.
  
• What do animals do for you?, from the Beast Master.
  
• Your Debt PEJT, from Debt.
  
• Rear End Action, from Phantasm.
  
• Live on Campus XXX Shows, from Campus Girls.
  
• Pacific Island Paradise, from International Living.
  
• All New Supercore Hardcore Site, from Hugh.
  
• Are You feeling a little Nippy?, from Erect.
  
• [Subject, in which a woman with little or no body hair vehemently implores recipient to satisfy, in a most forceful manner, her personal cravings, has been censored], from [Sender's name, which suggests that an intimate relationship with sender would bring much exertion and fulfillment, has been censored].
  
• I have my EYE on YOU, from Sneaky.